Whining, Wine-ing & Winning

RIP Chuck

Okay I’m not even kidding, this one actually got me. I saw people saying Chuck Norris died and I had a full stop, heart drop moment. Like… I literally have Chuck Norris magnets on my refrigerator. This feels personal at this point. Then I remembered who we’re talking about. Chuck Norris doesn’t die. He just levels up. Pretty sure the internet was doing its thing, but for a second there I was not okay. If this rumor isn’t true, I’m going to need the internet to get it together. Anyway, I’ll be over here emotionally recovering. Drop your best Chuck Norris jokes below if you’d like to remember…

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  1. kdaughert6 Avatar
    kdaughert6

    Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the face, that’s how we got giraffes

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  2. kdaughert6 Avatar
    kdaughert6

    Chuck Norris doesn’t push up, he pushes the earth down.

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    1. Lindsay Bloomer Avatar
      Lindsay Bloomer

      Apes go Chuck Norris shit.

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  3. traciesulpazo Avatar
    traciesulpazo

    Great magnets

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  4. rebuilding rob Avatar
    rebuilding rob

    There’s a lot of great Chuck Norris one liners, but here’s one of my favorites:

    The only time Chuck Norris was wrong was when he thought he made a mistake.

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  5. Lindsay Bloomer Avatar
    Lindsay Bloomer

    Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure.

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  6. WearingTwoGowns.COM (Blog) Avatar
    WearingTwoGowns.COM (Blog)

    I am reposting first and foremost

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    1. Lindsay Bloomer Avatar
      Lindsay Bloomer

      🥹

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  7. WearingTwoGowns.COM (Blog) Avatar
    WearingTwoGowns.COM (Blog)

    Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

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    1. Lindsay Bloomer Avatar
      Lindsay Bloomer

      Yesssss!!!

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  8. WearingTwoGowns.COM (Blog) Avatar
    WearingTwoGowns.COM (Blog)

    Now, one that’s themed after our 🕸 website: Chuck Norris doesn’t wear two gowns. The gowns wear themselves in fear when he walks into the hospital—because even illness knows better than to mess with him. 😀
    I absolutely 💯 loved your post 📫, hence why I am working 💪 👷‍♂️ on sharing it

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    1. Lindsay Bloomer Avatar
      Lindsay Bloomer

      I’d love that! Thank you!

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  9. CAN’T DO THIS IN A GYM! Avatar
    CAN’T DO THIS IN A GYM!

    I never met Chuck but through watching him on tv (his fights and tv shows and commercials for exercise equipment) and his movies and books (I’ve watched and read everything he did many times) he had had such a tremendous “positive” impact on my life!

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    1. Lindsay Bloomer Avatar
      Lindsay Bloomer

      He’s because pretty cool dude to met for sure.

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