Whining, Wine-ing & Winning

RIP Chuck

Okay Iā€™m not even kidding, this one actually got me. I saw people saying Chuck Norris died and I had a full stop, heart drop moment. Likeā€¦ I literally have Chuck Norris magnets on my refrigerator. This feels personal at this point. Then I remembered who weā€™re talking about. Chuck Norris doesnā€™t die. He just levels up. Pretty sure the internet was doing its thing, but for a second there I was not okay. If this rumor isnā€™t true, Iā€™m going to need the internet to get it together. Anyway, Iā€™ll be over here emotionally recovering. Drop your best Chuck Norris jokes below if youā€™d like to rememberā€¦

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  1. kdaughert6 Avatar
    kdaughert6

    Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the face, that’s how we got giraffes

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  2. kdaughert6 Avatar
    kdaughert6

    Chuck Norris doesn’t push up, he pushes the earth down.

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    1. Lindsay Bloomer Avatar
      Lindsay Bloomer

      Apes go Chuck Norris shit.

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  3. traciesulpazo Avatar
    traciesulpazo

    Great magnets

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  4. rebuilding rob Avatar
    rebuilding rob

    Thereā€™s a lot of great Chuck Norris one liners, but hereā€™s one of my favorites:

    The only time Chuck Norris was wrong was when he thought he made a mistake.

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  5. Lindsay Bloomer Avatar
    Lindsay Bloomer

    Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure.

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  6. WearingTwoGowns.COM (Blog) Avatar
    WearingTwoGowns.COM (Blog)

    I am reposting first and foremost

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    1. Lindsay Bloomer Avatar
      Lindsay Bloomer

      šŸ„¹

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  7. WearingTwoGowns.COM (Blog) Avatar
    WearingTwoGowns.COM (Blog)

    Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

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    1. Lindsay Bloomer Avatar
      Lindsay Bloomer

      Yesssss!!!

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  8. WearingTwoGowns.COM (Blog) Avatar
    WearingTwoGowns.COM (Blog)

    Now, one that’s themed after our šŸ•ø website: Chuck Norris doesn’t wear two gowns. The gowns wear themselves in fear when he walks into the hospitalā€”because even illness knows better than to mess with him. šŸ˜€
    I absolutely šŸ’Æ loved your post šŸ“«, hence why I am working šŸ’Ŗ šŸ‘·ā€ā™‚ļø on sharing it

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    1. Lindsay Bloomer Avatar
      Lindsay Bloomer

      Iā€™d love that! Thank you!

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  9. CANā€™T DO THIS IN A GYM! Avatar
    CANā€™T DO THIS IN A GYM!

    I never met Chuck but through watching him on tv (his fights and tv shows and commercials for exercise equipment) and his movies and books (Iā€™ve watched and read everything he did many times) he had had such a tremendous ā€œpositiveā€ impact on my life!

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    1. Lindsay Bloomer Avatar
      Lindsay Bloomer

      Heā€™s because pretty cool dude to met for sure.

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