Whining, Wine-ing & Winning

Currently sitting outside under a blue sky, not a cloud in sight, wondering how in the world we’re under a tornado watch. I looked at my phone. Tornado watch. The weather app said, “You might need a helmet and a basement.” We’re over here firing up the Blackstone like we’re on vacation. Steak. Shrimp. Scallops. Nothing says “prepared for severe weather” quite like surf and turf.

I’m pretty sure if the sirens go off, my husband will just yell, “Flip the scallops first!” Kansas weather is toxic. It’ll give you a perfect summer afternoon, let you start dinner, and then around 6 p.m. decide we’re all starring in Twister.

So I’ll be under my turquoise umbrella pretending the atmosphere isn’t up there plotting against us while I eat steak and seafood. Kansas really said, “Beautiful day, isn’t it?” Then whispered…“Hold my beer.” 🌞🌪️🥩🍤😂