Whining, Wine-ing & Winning

I’m confused. How did a week that started with a Monday holiday somehow feel longer than a regular week? We had one less day. Explain it to me like I’m five.

Kansas has been stuck on the Rain Setting for several straight days. The pool is judging me for not making an appearance all week. Hopefully Sunday we can finally make it back to living our best pool life.

I finished Dead to Me this week and started Nobody Wants This. Now I’m wondering….Do I say fuck too much? Should I drink more wine? Is my resting bitch face approaching Christina Applegate territory? Nobody answer that.

I survived Walmart again today. I put on mascara for it too, which tells you exactly where I am in life. Before I even made it out of the produce section and into my first aisle, a nice girl stopped me to inform me that my leggings were inside out. Which tells you exactly how long this week has felt. Part of me wishes she wouldn’t have said anything because finishing my shopping list would have been less humiliating than making it all the way home and having my husband point it out instead. Assuming I made it that long. At this point, a Walmart trip feels less like an errand and more like my own personal shit show.

Tomorrow I’m making green chile deviled eggs because normal deviled eggs weren’t dramatic enough. Sausage. Green onions. Queso fresco. We’ll see where the journey takes us…I had a dream about them and thought….ummmm yahhhh. My husband is making wings and shrimp, which means we’re having my favorite kind of meal: Snacks For Dinner.

The blog keeps growing. More people keep showing up. Nobody has reported me to the WordPress police yet, so that’s exciting.

The rain is still raining. The laundry is still laundrying. The house is mostly clean enough that I can pretend I have my life together. And somehow it’s finally Friday.

Now I have my husband here to tap in for tantrums, potty breaks, and fruit snacks. you bet your ass I’ll wine-d down tonight. Maybe even some good ol’ family karaoke.