Whining, Wine-ing & Winning

What Olympic sports do you enjoy watching the most?

Gymnastics. No hesitation. I’ll glue myself to the TV like, “oh this is nice, look at them flipping.”and then 6 minutes later I’m fully invested…judging landings, questioning scores, wondering if I could’ve been great if I applied myself in 3rd grade.

Meanwhile I can’t even get off the couch without making a sound, while they are all so calm. If I did one flip I’d need a stretcher, a glass of wine, and my mom. I will sit and yell, “STICK IT!!” like they can hear me.

Then there’s curling…which I’m pretty sure is just shuffleboard on ice with a broom.

If you think I’m flipping here you can find more flips here.