Whining, Wine-ing & Winning

Daily writing prompt

What are 5 everyday things that bring you happiness?

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5 everyday things that bring me happiness:

1. My kids. Because they’re my whole life, and they’re hilarious. My daughter laughed at a cube of cheese for about two minutes yesterday. A cube. Of cheese. My son is his own kind of funny—very dry sense of humor. I don’t know where he gets it.

2. My husband. Because he puts up with my shit all the time, and I haven’t come home to divorce papers yet. Shockingly.

3. Stupid dad jokes. What did the egg say to the boiling water? “It’s going to take me a while to get hard—I just got laid.” Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.

4. Quiet. Because with kids… it doesn’t exist. Like, ever.

5. Naps. A good nap where you wake up with drool on your pillow and zero regrets.

Tell me your best dad jokes!!

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