Okay, first of all — no one here is a loser.
But we all know the line… and I’m willing to bet we’ve said it to our friends once or twice (or ten times).
This post isn’t here to sell you anything.
It’s not meant to send you spiraling into the dark depths of Amazon at midnight.
It’s simply a collection of things that have made my stay-at-home mom life easier — and anything that saves time, reduces the crazy, or improves sanity is worth sharing.
And hey — if you don’t need any of this, you probably know someone who does. Feel free to share this blog with all your friends. Maybe they’ll find me as funny as I find myself.
Item 1: Chicken Shredder
WAAAAAY better than forks and a bowl.
Cook your chicken (to 165°, because we are responsible adults), place it inside, put the lid on, twist… and boom.
It works like 1,000 tiny baby hands shredding chicken faster than you can say taco flavored kisses.
Trust me.
No. Regrets.
Item 2: Milk Frother
(or “Mother Frother,” as I like to call her)
Because if I’m waking up early to do all the things, I deserve fancy coffee without spending my life savings at Starbucks…
…and Amazon.
Item 3: Step Stool
We all know why this is necessary.
Your child can’t quite understand:
“I’ll lift you while you grab the onion powder from the third shelf.”
Your tall knight in shining armor isn’t home yet, and you’ve already nearly poked your eye out with kitchen tongs trying to reach it yourself.
Item 4: Cool Mist Humidifier
Because your little one will get sick at some point.
Bonus: it doubles as a soft night light and makes the room feel cozy and breathable.
Item 5: Bath Time Kneeling Mat & Arm Rest
This saves your knees and elbows during bath time.
It even has a little wine cup hol—
…I mean toy pocket.
Item 6: Puzzle Board
If you remember my “Jo Mamma” blog, I talked about this and how it changed her life.
If you live with someone who builds puzzles in the most inconvenient locations possible, this is for you.
It rotates, has drawers, moves easily, and best of all — you don’t have to dismantle your masterpiece like a tiny bomb when guests arrive.
You’re welcome.
Item 7: Ultimate Mom Purse
I cannot tell you how many compliments I’ve gotten on this bag.
It’s luxurious, spacious, and comes with a matching wallet with room for everything.
Snacks?
Wipes?
Sippy cups?
Umbrella?
Have I fit a lamp like Mary Poppins?
Not yet… but I believe in this bag.
Thanks for hanging out with me today — I hope something here makes your day a little easier.
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If you have any can’t-live-without Amazon finds, share them in the comments. Moms deserve all the help we can get.
P.S. I like wine.
Whining, Wine-ing & Winning 
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